2,437

Please explain to him why you have time to text 2,437 times, but do not have the time to tuck him in at night.

WTF

Note to self:
When husband decides to leave me, but not actually move out. I am still responsible for:

- Getting a list of past landlords together so he may apply for a rental agreement. I will go ahead and assume I will also need to be a character reference and fill out the apps for him.
- Cook dinner for him. After all that is my wifely duty since he still lives in my house.

Oh wait, I'm not a doormat.

You can haz child support literature for dummies.

Apparently the amount of time you see your kids is directly proportional to the amount of child support you have to pay.

Really?

So hey, um, I think, we should like get divorced and stuff... Can you help me find an apartment and make a budget?

Parenting Tips from a Moron

How to get some time to yourself when you have a 6 and 4 year old.

Step 1 - Turn on TV
Step 2 - Pop in a DVD
Step 3 - Set up kids with sugary snacks
Step 4 - Put your head phones on so not to be disturbed should the children make noise